Sex Toy Masturbation

Remember in my first blog post how I said I love to talk about sex...well this one right here is going to be about masturbation.


So, about a month ago during my Spring Break on one of those boring and dull nights, me and four of my friends were trying to find random and interesting things to do in Durham, late at night after an amazing Vietnamese dinner. 


Well my always go-to late night place besides the movies or Cosmic Cantina is Cherry Pie in Chapel Hill. I could spend all day in that adult store, sorting through their collections of porn, risque lingirie, sex toys, edible undies/other edible items, sex games, party items, books, condoms, lubricants, body lotions/oils, candles, hot waxes, incense, and other things associated with having a good time. 
Anyways...as usual I was off exploring the toys while my other friends were exploring the porn and other things. Well, I kept coming back to this one vibrator, but it was so expensive, like $80-$110 expensive, and I was very apprehensive on buying it.


I really did want a vibrator though, because the one I had been using previously, along with my vibrating panties, were just not doing it for me. (no pun intended, haha) So, as we came to the checkout counter I had my guy friend ask them what a good vibrator would be for me. This made the two guys at the counter light up, like a kid in a candy shop. I mean they were pulling out all these different makes and models of vibrators and making me feel them with my finger. It was awesome! I was trying to be on a reasonable budget with my vibrator choice, so I was considering out of my options given, what would be best for a decent price?


This was the winner:

It is called Hannah Harper's Butterfly Vibe and it is AMAZING!! I mean the guys at Cherry Pie listened to what I had to say and recommended a winner. It was the best $40 I have spent on a vibrator, so far. This toy has 7 different pulsations and I mean it is better than my previous ones which only had adjustable speed; this toy pulsates AND vibrates. It is just too amazing for words.

Well with that being said, I do not care if you want to know or not, but I am masturbating more often than I used to and I am complaining less about not having sex with a man. I am complaining less because most of the time when I feel the urge, if I am at my apartment, I stop whatever I am doing, put my phone on silent, turn on John Mayer, turn on my vibrator and fulfill that urge. I mean I have not felt this way in a while and I am happy I have found something that works for me. 

I believe masturbation is very healthy and not to mention it is a great stress reliever! After this experience, if anyone is interested in using toys, I say go for it! I would suggest asking the store associates what they recommend before making a purchase, because they can end up saving you money. If they are good, they will show you multiple items in different price ranges to suit your fancy. I have never been against sex toys, hell, I got my first vibrator when I was 13, so I seriously have no problem with the use of them. If a toy is what helps you orgasm on your own during masturbation, then why not own one?! 

Sleep Deprived Driving

I don't know what it is about driving, but I just hate long boring drives...especially when I have done them so many times I don't know what to do with myself during that time.


I have tried blasting my music, rolling my windows down just enough to annoy me, seeing that I'm driving mostly on a 70 mph highway most of the way, turning on the heat/air conditioning to wake me up somehow and singing along with the music. 


When I am tired, no matter what I have tried to do, nothing seems to help me. I notice that I have no conscious idea of how fast/slow I'm driving, which is awful, and no matter what kind of music I am blasting I still feel like I could doze off any minute. I have even tried slapping myself, but all that does is temporarily sting my cheeks.


Well on a desparate whim, one drive back to Greenville I thought maybe I could wake myself up by masterbating, haha. It felt right, Maroon 5 was serenading me with "Harder To Breathe," which actually just popped up on shuffle. I just thought, awe what the hell if this doesn't do the trick I will just turn on the Wicked Soundtrack, because for some reason that album always wakes me up. Well, masterbation was a very good idea, with my cruise control on of course. I was definitely awake after those few minutes of self pleasure and thankfully made it back to Greenville safely, haha. 


Life lesson: I just need to get enough sleep, so I will not feel like I am about to fall asleep at the wheel driving to and from Greenville, haha. If that is not an option, masterbating always will be. ;)